Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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