Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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