rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Randomize
