Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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