I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
