so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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