STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
