Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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