Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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