there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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