Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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