He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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