quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
pop tarts are not kleenex
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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