it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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