On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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