Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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