I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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