dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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