yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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