i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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