Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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