DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
