hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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