dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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