I wish I only lived at night.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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