Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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