Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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