Just mADE A PArabola og urine
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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