So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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