Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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