I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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