ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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