i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
