how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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