Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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