She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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