Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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