I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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