...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
