herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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