Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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