Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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