Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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