He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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