I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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