the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Your penis caused this!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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