But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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