If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
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