Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
my poor anus
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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