Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I believe in your delicious
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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