where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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