Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Everclear isn't food dammit
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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